Rons Questions & Answers

What's the answer to 2 + 2?
Contrary to popular belief, it's 3.999999999999999999999999999
that is, if you believe my computer...  ;)

I even wrote a small game to test your knowledge on what 2 and 2 is.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.

Why won't anyone ever win the battle of the sexes?
Because there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

If a tree falls down in the woods, and nobody hears it, does it still make a sound?
Of course it does.  I know, because a squirrel told me so.

What did people use to wipe their behinds with before toilet paper was invented?
According to my father, it was the Sears catalog.  Sears/Roebuck must be very proud to have been such a popular 'read'!